Top Ten Tuesday

Funny Quotes from Books that Ripped my Heart into Pieces

PAIN! ANGST! SUFFERING!!!! CRYING AND HAVING TO RECONCILE YOUR INTENSE EMOTIONS FOR PEOPLE AND PLACES THAT AREN’T REAL!!

Wooo, we’re going hard this month, aren’t we TTT (and here I am again with the royal we, I have to stop), not sure what I did to deserve this… oh wait, I chose this topic myself. LOL

I need to sleep more.

Anyway! This week I’ve got quotes, great quotes of hilarity and lol-ing but with a twist! They come from books that are not actually supposed to be funny, in fact, they come from books that made me cry! Wow!

I should be in bed, but instead I am working on the blog. I do apologize, I hope you all forgive me.

Top Ten Tuesday is brought to you by That Artsy Reader Girl.

“You could have become the villain, Gordo. And it would have been within your rights. Instead you just chose to be an asshole.”
― T.J. Klune, Ravensong


“I can offer you water or, um, water. Some of the pouches have a slightly different font, so you can choose serif hydration or sans serif hydration.”
― Eliot Schrefer, The Darkness Outside Us


“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook


“I’d met my share of highly credentialed, high-IQ morons”
― Barack Obama, A Promised Land


“But Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Gideon the Ninth


“Straight people, he thinks, probably don’t spend this much time convincing themselves that they’re straight.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue


“And the state of his bathroom — I’m not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply developed intelligent life, but have in all probability by now envolved their own political systems.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Wake


I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate / boyfriend /best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.” First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird.    
― T.J. Klune, Wolfsong


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18 thoughts on “Funny Quotes from Books that Ripped my Heart into Pieces

  1. Hahaha, alright alright, I guess I’m gonna have to prioritise some of these books (especially Klune’s because I’ve seen them mentioned a few times already in this week’s TTT and if these quotes are any indication, I think I’m gonna love them)! Thanks for the laughs 😃

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  2. I love that you found these, I’m sure there’s been some real tear jerkers that have had me giggling earlier on. I’m going to have to keep my eye out

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